Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

by **Flare** Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:09 pm

Alrighty so this is the way da game works. One user asks a question. This question does not have to have any purpose at all and can be totally random.
Example: Why are potatoes like the sunshine?

And the next user to post an answer which does not have to have any worldly value either. Razz

Example: Because the Alpaca spitted on them. O.o

Then the user who gave the stupid answer brings up another stupid question!
Easy and Cheezy.

I'll begin!

Why does the moon look like a Pelican?

by **Fang** Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:03 pm

Because it somehow transformed by a use of a liquid concentrated solution.

Why do colors look flat?

by **Flare** Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:54 am

Because Chipeh punched them with a hammer.

Why cant you pick apples from an orange tree and make lemonade?

by **Fang** Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:17 am

Because they somehow floated to another tree and made it impossible to pick them from there.

How can a lemon have an oval shape to it?

by **Raven** Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:44 pm

Because It some how grew deforemed.

Why do humans have no fur like dogs?

by **Fang** Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:54 pm

Because all the dogs took over the world and sucked out all the human's hair chromosomes out of their bodies.

Why are crunchy things so crunchy?

by **MiseryCloud** Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:54 pm

Because little aliens decided to put their babies inside it.

Why is there gravity? xD

by **Dawnfeather** Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:00 pm

To stop pancakes from falling on the ground.

What made pickles?

by **Meadowstream** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:00 pm

The pickle tree. O.o

What is the color of pi ? (the number FYI)

by **Raven** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:02 pm

Orange... xD

Why do we laugh?

by **Fang** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:24 pm

Because we somehow have a laughing box that controls us to laugh on command.

Why do we have brains?

by **Raven** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:28 pm

Because we somehow developed the smushy slimy wierd thing.

Why do i type?

by **Meadowstream** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:38 pm

Because you have a typing disorder.
Why is the llama program manager a goose? 0.0

by **Raven** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:47 pm

maybe he wishes he was a llama

Why does the fish talk to the shark

by **Fang** Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:20 pm

Because he can't help it

Why do we think random things?

by **MiseryCloud** Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:48 am

BECAUSE IT'S RAINING IN NEW ZEALAND RIGHT NOW. O.O

Why does my stomach hurt? xD

by **Raven** Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:22 am

Because its telling something..... 0.0

Why did the lamb fall in love with the lion?

by **Fenris** Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:03 am

Because the lion loved synchronised swimming. O.O

Why do paper cuts hurt so much?

by **Flare** Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:50 pm

Becuase you didn't put enough lemon juice on them. O.o

Why cant I hit you with a pigeon?

by **Fenris** Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:08 pm

Because, a pie already slapped me in the face. xD

Why do I breathe air?

by **Leafheart** Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:13 pm

Because all the trees breath all the carbon dioxide.

Why can't cats talk?

by **Fenris** Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:29 am

Because they secretly love yodeling when no one is looking. O.o

Why is my food... moving? O_O

by **Leafheart** Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:47 pm

Uh... Because an alien is controlling it?

Why is Pluto so small?

by **MiseryCloud** Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:05 pm

Because when humans found it, they accidentally poured lemon juice on it and it magically shrunk. This is a story that NASA tried to cover up....

Whyy does ice melt?

by **Shinoma** Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:53 pm

Because the sun tells it to on command.

Where do donuts come from?

by **Raven** Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:11 pm

The moon named Luna....

Why does a cow say moo?

by **Fenris** Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:10 pm

Because the cow wanted to quack, but couldn't- so it decided to moo, and strut it's stuff. It's fabulous like that! xD

Why was six afraid of seven? O_o