THE WEDDING! (Version 2)

Version 2. The Wedding. (Moeberry and Mary will know what I mean here.. )

So, I shall preform some weddings. Do tell me if you wansta get married and I shall preform teh ceremony and pick ya husband/wifey. NO DIVORCES ARE ALLOWED. O.O... Moeberry, your commitment to Janet is still very.. Evident, but, ya can marry twice. xD

OKAY. TEH FIRST WEDDING ISH BETWEEN MISS RICHARD (Siun/Ruelle) and MR MARY (Jason/Howly).
DEARLY BELOVID, WE ISH GATHERED HERE TODAY UNDER THE TREE, IN THE CORNER OF A DARK DARRRKKK PLACE.. To celebrate the loves shared between two VERY specials peoples. Richard and Mary. Do you Richard and Mary take each other to be ya AWFULLY wedded partner, through sickness and fleas? Ya do? Great, I, Jeff, now pronounce you MR AND MRS RICHARDARY. :3

*Cries so happy my skittle encrusted tuxedo melts.* ERMEGERD MARY I LOVE YOU. 8DD

Awww! CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE! :3

*Sees Mary's fleas* OMFG WUT, MARY YOU SAID YOU USED FLEA SHAMPOO. I think she was mixing with the doggies again. :O

-Claps and sniffs- This is making my heart so warm ;A;

*Claps* CONGRALATIONS! :3

Isn't it such a marvoulous day? xDD

xD Brillianttt. I wanna get married. XD

- Sitting there, eating cotton popcorn -
That was so Beautiful! Hooray for the happy couple!
- Grabs a handful of popcorn and throws it around like confetti-

Ruelle wrote:*Sees Mary's fleas* OMFG WUT, MARY YOU SAID YOU USED FLEA SHAMPOO. I think she was mixing with the doggies again. :O

I DID! IT'S JUST I ROLLED AROUND IN DOGFUR AND NOW I HAS IT AGAIN. D:

YAAYYZZZ. I HAVE A WIFEYY. YA BE JELLO.
I loves you my wifeypoop xDDDD  

ARGH. JS. WE'LL HAVE TO WASH YOU AGAIN THEN.
WAT I THOUGH I WAS YOUR HUBBIE. YOU'RE MY WIFE. MAKE ME A SANDWICH. :3 xDD

I AM SIUN'S CHILD. O_O Jason is mah new mumma.

WAYA - I shall marries you soon. I needs to pluck out a suitable partner xD

-Dumps Howling into the washing machine-
WATCH HIM GOOO

WEDDING TIMEEEEE. O.O

Dear walruses,
Today, we are here to celebrate the loves between Aurora (New name; Moose) and Waya (New name: Squirrel) - I may have stolen those nicknames from Supernatural.. xD ANYWAY. MR MOOOSEH, do you wanna marry Mrs Squirrely? Ya do? GOOD! And Mrs Squirrely, do you wanna marries Mr Moosey? Ya do? GOOOOD. NOW. We shall pronounce you Mr and Mrs Mooirrel. :3

Ohmygawd I LOVE YOU MOOSEEH!

-Grabs my bag of skittles and stares at Mis- My name ish not Squirrel. MY NAME ISH HUGO.(Credits to Mrs.Richardary)  Plus I was about to give you skittles! -Huffs- -gives it to the first couple instead-

I LOVE YOU HUIRREL
I'M A SUCH A MANLY MAN. -Steals Skittles and throws them around like confetti-

I nearly cried from laughing so much at this topic. xDDD

*Drags Mrs Howly off and stuffs him into a tree* >:3

I WANNAH GETS MARRIED!! Psshh, Siun stole my wife. xDD

@ Aiyanna; I can has a husband and a wife! 8D But you're gonna have to pretend to be our dog and then Mary won't notice. Poop on Mary's bed and stuff.

OH AHA. This is amazing. Totally brilliant. I wanna be nexxxxttt!! xDDDD

I has a child? WUT. I NEVER AGREED TO CHILDREN. O_O

*Cough* Yeah, she's your child. xDD

Jason had a child ! Why did you not tell me! -Whacks him- I ish Aunt Egor!

It was an accident. O.O I FOUND HER IN A BUSH. NOW SHE WON'T GO AWAY. xDD

THE NEXT WEDDING ISH BETWEEN EGOR AND KAELYN!!! (Squawking/Aiyana) :3

DO YOU MR EGOR TAKE MR KAELYN TO BE YOUR SMEXY HUSBANDY FOR EVER AND EVERRR?? And.. Jason, le Bridesmide shall lick ya feets foreevaaahh then your daughter/son/child/demon thing Waayyaa - Mr Mooirrel will throw flowers over you !!

YOU ISH NOW MARRIEEEEEEEEEED. :3

-Throws potatoes at Egor and Kaelyn- Yay! magic potatoes! :3

I WANT A MAGIC POTATOE O_O

*Hands Jason a present* REECES ENCRUSTED SPEEDOS FOR YOU.

yaaaaay!! WEDDING BELLS IN THEE AAIRR.

Them Speedo's.

I vote that we have a giant wedding where like.. 5 people are married in one marriage thingy. Polygamy. AHAHA. xD